Most Improved Breast
A True Story
A very dear friend of mine once told me a story about a trophy she earned at the age of seven when she was on a swim team. During the course of the season, she had improved both her time and technique in the breast stroke. At the end of the season, her coach, in an attempt to honor her achievements, awarded her a trophy on which was inscribed what I believe is the most brilliant trophy inscription EVER: ‘Most Improved Breast’.
While I’ve never been given anything as spectacular as my friend’s trophy, I have been given a few awards from generous and thoughtful fellow bloggers and wanted to give them a place of honor in the kasbah. After much thought, several arm wrestling matches with my resident genius, and a beverage or two, ‘Most Improved Breast’ seemed like the logical choice to name the shelf where all awards, achievements, and other dignified accolades will be displayed.
Perhaps someday I, too, can earn a trophy as awesome as ‘Most Improved Breast’.
It’s always good to have a goal.