If you give a writer a brownie, she’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it. She will immediately stop her writing, go into her kitchen and get out the Italian coffee pot to brew some nice, strong coffee.
Strong coffee will remind her of her recent trip to Italy. She will want to look at her photos from her Italian adventures, so she will pull them up on her laptop while she eats her brownie and drinks her coffee.
Seeing her photos will make her want to figure out where her next international trip will be, so she will go to her library’s website to reserve multiple guide books for places in Africa, like Tanzania and Zanzibar.
Thinking about going to Africa will make her realize that she doesn’t have the necessary travel gear, so she will go to several websites and seriously contemplate purchasing some necessary items.
Seeing the hat will remind her of the other hats in her collection, including the one from the 1930’s that her friend recently gave her. She will put the hat on and look at herself in the mirror. The writer will be frightened by the reflection staring back at her because she is in desperate need of a haircut. She will quickly take off the hat and walk to her closet to put it away.
On the way, she will see one of her cats lounging about, looking completely and insanely adorable. She will stop to pet and snuggle him.
Having awakened the cat from his hours-long slumber, the writer will commence her one-sided dialogue with him, talking in what could only be described as a terrible rendition of Ricky Ricardo:
“Lil’ Hen, you have some ‘splaining to do. Can you ‘splain to me why you are so cute?”
It will not be the writer’s finest moment.
The cat, bored with all of the compliments, will go back to sleep, leaving the writer to resume her prior activity. Except the writer will not be able to remember what she was going to do before petting the cat. She will shrug her shoulders, as she will often do in moments like that, and then will notice her laptop sitting open on the table nearby. It will remind her that she is a writer and really should be doing some writing.
She will hop on the internet and notice that she has not yet checked her Twitter, Facebook, or email accounts, not to mention working on her novel-in-progress or writing blog posts. The writer will feel completely overwhelmed by all of this and will have a sudden, strong desire for another cup of coffee.
The writer will head into the kitchen to fix herself another cup of coffee to give her the necessary writing mojo to crank out some brilliant prose. And if the writer has another cup of coffee, chances are she’ll want a brownie to go with it.
Inspired by “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie” by Laura Numeroff
I know I’m not the only one who can get distracted from my daily goals. So, in the interest of keeping me company (and so my poor cat doesn’t have to endure any more Ricky Ricardo imitations) tell me, dear readers, what has distractions have you faced today? How did you overcome them?